Tantrum Appreciators Pillows

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Use your inside scream."

Out of patience

The Terrible Forty-Twos

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"No screen time means more scream time."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Temptation.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

4 steps to tantrum.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Bavaria

"There but for the grace of God, go our children."

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

Tantrum sex.

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

"No! I want my special plate! I want mine cut up! Not that way! Waaaaaah!" "I've gotta remember to throw that one out of the nest."

Grumpy Moody Boy.