Tantrum Appreciators Pillows

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Use your inside scream."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Out of patience

The Terrible Forty-Twos

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"No screen time means more scream time."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

I've fallen and I refuse to get up! Medical Alert System for Toddlers.

Temptation.

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

Harry Sotter

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

4 steps to tantrum.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Bavaria

"There but for the grace of God, go our children."

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

Tantrum sex.

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

Grumpy Moody Boy.