Tantrum Tactician Gifts

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Use your inside scream."

Input From The Front Office

Out of patience

American Football.

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

The Terrible Forty-Twos

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

Temptation.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

4 steps to tantrum.

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'That was some hit!'

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"