Techie Tantrum Tosser Gifts

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

The No No No's

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

Computer frustration

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

Tantrum sex.

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

Goggle-eyed lecher caught searching GOGGLE.

"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"

'Son, I'll put your treehouse back when the deer season is over.'

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

'Our mother, I'm so pent up with rage I could twitter!'

'Wire all your money to this computer and no DYE-VIRUS!'

"I got your email. Was it encrypted or is your spelling that bad?"