Creative Tantrum Thrower Gifts

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

The No No No's

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Mime Prison

Sore Loser

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"Student unicorn"

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

"This perfect present can't disappoint anybody because you buy it, wrap it in and throw it away."

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

Design and Technology lesson

Computer frustration

Tantrum sex.

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Shelf portrait'

'We've got you, thanks to this cross that Bobby just drew.'