Temper Tantrum Enthusiast Gifts

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

Sore Loser

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

Tantrum sex.

History Of Fire

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

'Son, I'll put your treehouse back when the deer season is over.'

Drunk man thrown out of bar

'Other women get hot flashes -- My wife has temperature tantrums.'

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

'For Pete's sake, can't you just tell me instead of emailing me?'

The Bottle- Husband Sacked- Clothes Pawned for Drink Money

"Would you like to step inside -'mate'?"

'Oh Dear! I see the commercial that Ed hates so much came on again, for the last time on our TV!'

'I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges.'