Temper Tantrum Specialist Gifts

History Of Fire

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

Sore Loser

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

Heck Support.

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Sometimes when I

Road rage on board.

'Our mother, I'm so pent up with rage I could twitter!'

"No, I can't fix your child too."

'Other women get hot flashes -- My wife has temperature tantrums.'

'LET ME THROUGH! I'M A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST!'

BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one

Teetotaller outside public house

'Do I need to practice for the flight I'm going to scream on?'

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

The Bottle- Husband Sacked- Clothes Pawned for Drink Money

'I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges.'