Temper Tantrum Navigator Gifts

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

The No No No's

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

Sore Loser

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

Tantrum sex.

History Of Fire

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

'Our mother, I'm so pent up with rage I could twitter!'

Mr. Tappertit's jealousy

"No, I can't fix your child too."

'You have a zit where?'

'Other women get hot flashes -- My wife has temperature tantrums.'

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

My mom keeps trying to talk to me about sex. So awkward! Poor you. She's totally afraid I'm going to "get into trouble"! Funny. My mom doesn't worry at all. She's so cool. I'm not allowed to date until I pass the bar exam.

There's only one way to test out the sex-ed theories. Uh-oh. I need a date with Ryan Beardsley. Twig? He's not on the curriculum. True, but

"Would you like to step inside -'mate'?"

'I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges.'