Temper Tantrum Navigator Pillows

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

The No No No's

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

Sore Loser

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Tantrum sex.

History Of Fire

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

Mr. Tappertit's jealousy

"No, I can't fix your child too."

'You have a zit where?'

'Other women get hot flashes -- My wife has temperature tantrums.'

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

"Would you like to step inside -'mate'?"

'I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges.'