Temperature Tantrum Expert Pillows

'Other women get hot flashes -- My wife has temperature tantrums.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

Sore Loser

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

History Of Fire

Showering in winter.

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Hot and Cold Elevator

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

'About the underfloor heating.'

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

"Every time I got frustrated with my computer, I would slam on the keyboard. This time the keyboard fought back."

'I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges.'