Temperature Humorist Pillows

Captain steering house through flood.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"I love this time of year."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Weather today.

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Sore Loser

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

How You Know It's Spring...

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Global Forecasting Institute

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'Say, Fred...'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'