Temperature Humorist Gifts

Lukewarm, lukecool and lukeHOT.

Yeah, give it a sec - it always comes out warm at first.

Captain steering house through flood.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"I love this time of year."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Weather today.

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

How You Know It's Spring...

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

Sore Loser

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'Say, Fred...'

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'