Temper-taming Enthusiast Pillows

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Sore Loser

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'I'm a little concerned about your temper. You really lost it back there.'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

I've got my love to keep me warm

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Hot and Cold Elevator

"Now, Baldo, don't let your temper get the best of you. Do what I do. Sit in a comfortable chair and count to 100."

'Sigh!'

The Door to Anger Management Class.

"We're getting reports that doctors are getting burned out from trying to help their 
patients who can't afford their medications, so I've come up with a plan. We'll 
market a new drug to help with physician burnout!"

Road rage on board.

He was always losing it.

Drunk man thrown out of bar

Cans of peas.

'It does not mean she likes you better; you're just warmer.'