Temper Expert Pillows

'LET ME THROUGH! I'M A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST!'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

A consumer guide to cheese.

'I told you he had a temper.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Is something bothering you?"

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Sore Loser

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Lukewarm, lukecool and lukeHOT.

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

'I'm a little concerned about your temper. You really lost it back there.'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"

History Of Fire

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

The Door to Anger Management Class.

"Just what I wanted !...an Empty box!"

Anger management therapy for volcanoes.

"Now, Baldo, don't let your temper get the best of you. Do what I do. Sit in a comfortable chair and count to 100."

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Hot and Cold Elevator

Yeah, give it a sec - it always comes out warm at first.

He was always losing it.

Road rage on board.

Drunk man thrown out of bar