Temper-taming Enthusiast Prints

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Sore Loser

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'I'm a little concerned about your temper. You really lost it back there.'

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

I've got my love to keep me warm

'Sigh!'

Hot and Cold Elevator

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"Now, Baldo, don't let your temper get the best of you. Do what I do. Sit in a comfortable chair and count to 100."

Anger management therapy for volcanoes.

The Door to Anger Management Class.

"We're getting reports that doctors are getting burned out from trying to help their 
patients who can't afford their medications, so I've come up with a plan. We'll 
market a new drug to help with physician burnout!"

He was always losing it.

Drunk man thrown out of bar

Road rage on board.

Cans of peas.

'It does not mean she likes you better; you're just warmer.'