Temper Tantrum Conquering Champion Pillows

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Sore Loser

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'Come now, Mr. Glickman. It's just a routine operation - nothing at all to be alarmed about!'

'I'm a little concerned about your temper. You really lost it back there.'

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

History Of Fire

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

Anger management therapy for volcanoes.

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

The Door to Anger Management Class.

"Now, Baldo, don't let your temper get the best of you. Do what I do. Sit in a comfortable chair and count to 100."

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'Our mother, I'm so pent up with rage I could twitter!'

"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"

He was always losing it.

'Other women get hot flashes -- My wife has temperature tantrums.'

BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one

Out of Sorts

'The anger management is working... there were only a couple of veins popping on his forehead tonight.'

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

The Bottle - Father Imprisoned and Mad, Daughter and Son Involved in Vice