Tv Tantrum Thrower Pillows

The No No No's

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

Sore Loser

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

Tantrum sex.

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Computer frustration

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'Son, I'll put your treehouse back when the deer season is over.'

Man with faulty remote control

"No, I can't fix your child too."

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

'Hold it, their telly's on the blink too!'

'Oh Dear! I see the commercial that Ed hates so much came on again, for the last time on our TV!'

"Every time I got frustrated with my computer, I would slam on the keyboard. This time the keyboard fought back."

'I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges.'