Technology Tantrum Thrower Pillows

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful! He knows computers."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Error: Out of memory.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'