Tech Tantrum Enthusiast Pillows

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

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Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"You are still here."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

When computers are attacked by Spam.