Tiny Tantrum Tamers Pillows

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

The No No No's

Coping with a strong-willed child

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Out of patience

Crying baby

Parenting Business Deals

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

The Terrible Forty-Twos