Twin Tamers Gifts

"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."

Parents with Babies

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Crying baby

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Timber preservation

Mood Swings.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Babies

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."