Tire Tamers Gifts

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Timber preservation

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Most projects require three hands."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Storm'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

Superhero training.

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

Men Working Since 1931

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

Moral Ambiguity

Scrapyard Worker