Tire Tamers Prints

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Timber preservation

New Swiss Army Knife

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Most projects require three hands."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Storm'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

Superhero training.

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

Men Working Since 1931

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

Scrapyard Worker

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

Moral Ambiguity

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'