Trolling Gifts

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

I'm an actual troll and even I'm afraid to post on social media these days!

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!"

Lynching on social media

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"This is not good at all!"

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

Car traffic.

'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Digital Signalling System

Road Sign - Next Gap 15 Minutes

Last Exit Before Troll

Erratum: The caption for Fig.35 shoudl read SHAGGY MIDNIGHT DEATHCAP not CHICKEN-OF-THE-WOODS.

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

"Listen. I've got to be honest here. I'm not actually a proper pigeon."

Dead Sea Trolls

Fairway trolls.

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

"I’ve edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie...You’re no longer the world’s first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid...It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching....I’m afraid you didn’t make it."

At the school for Facebook trolls

"If we want to get people interested in the EU referendum we can't rely upon dropping in a few leaflets through letter boxes..."

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. Tap tap tap tap tap. Whatever, dork-boy. You're no longer the world's first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid. It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching. I'm afraid you didn't make it. You and I are about to have a lot in common.