Trolling Tactician Gifts

Lynching on social media

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Works every time."

"That was a rumor day."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Man and bird

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

GREENLAND

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."