Trolling Tactician Gifts

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Lynching on social media

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Works every time."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"That was a rumor day."

Human males marking territory.

Man and bird

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Arsene Wenger

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"I want conventional and nuclear battle plans on my desk. It's time to take this Twitter war to the next level."

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."