Trolling Tacticians Gifts

Lynching on social media

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"Works every time."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"That was a rumor day."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

Human males marking territory.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Man and bird

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Arsene Wenger

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'