Trolling Tacticians Pillows

Lynching on social media

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Works every time."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"That was a rumor day."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Man and bird

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

GREENLAND

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'