Moo-ving Tacticians Gifts

'Pawn to king's rook four.'

Lynching on social media

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Board Game Hunter

"Works every time."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"This tantrum has been powerful, honest and riveting, and I think we should just give him what he wants."

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Power play

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

'Max, the rubber band gun is an outside toy...and you can't shoot it at people.'

"I did have a question regarding your career history. Under 'Strengths,' you listed 'Never convicted.' Would you mind elaborating on that?"

Recruitment Agency: "Describe yourself in three words."

THE GLAZERS PLAYING SUBBUTEO: "Now flick no5 for me, Jenkins."

Noughts and Crosses

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."