Troll Tracker Gifts

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

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He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

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NHS targets.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

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Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally. I've topped myself, minion. It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence; we have to simultaneously tear down the competition. Behold my masterpiece. "100 percent of those who drink Coffee King's coffee will die." Best part is it's technically true.

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

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"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

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Fairway trolls.

Confused Tourists