"This is the worst parade ever."
Traffic Hater Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who despises traffic? Our collection offers humorous and clever items that capture the frustration of daily gridlock. Whether they’re a commuter or a road rage veteran, these products bring a smile to their face while letting them vent their feelings in a fun way.
I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not
'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'
Quality Control
New Road Signs to Watch For:
Dog Crossing
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)
The Forever Stamp
Family traits.
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
"Is there a problem officer?"
"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"
Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.
(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.
Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.
Reaction man - Road Rage Model
Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.
Confucius say: shut up.
L.A.: Still No Pro Football
Slow, Men at Work.
Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.
"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."
"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."
Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.
'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'
Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.
Road signs.
Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?
Abandon all hope,you who enter here.
"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."
"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."
Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.
Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'
Car Pools.
Traffic Hater Gifts Collection
Traffic Hater Mugs
Looking for more ways to bring humor to their commute? Check out our collection of traffic-themed mugs and start each day with a smile.
Traffic Hater Pillows
Discover amusing pillows that let them relax in style while showcasing their traffic frustrations in a light-hearted way.
Traffic Hater Prints
Browse our decorative prints to add a humorous twist to their space and celebrate their disdain for traffic in a witty, creative way.
Traffic Hater T-Shirts
Find the perfect humorous t-shirt for traffic haters and bring some fun into their wardrobe with witty designs that poke fun at rush hour.