Traffic Hater T-Shirts

"This is the worst parade ever."

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Confucius say: shut up.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

Slow, Men at Work.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Road signs.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Car Pools.