Traffic Hater Pillows

"This is the worst parade ever."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Confucius say: shut up.

Slow, Men at Work.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Road signs.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Car Pools.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.