Traffic Cynics Gifts

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Yes, That Was The Exit

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Traffic Lights Medicine

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'I need to work a different shift.'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

This country is on the road to ruin!

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Clamping

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

Behind the 8 Ball

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'High Five!'

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here'

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

Let Go and Let God