Traffic Cynics T-Shirts

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Yes, That Was The Exit

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Traffic Lights Medicine

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'I need to work a different shift.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My family reunion is in Bermuda this year. But I hate flying. Ever since they started poking and prodding and x-raying and de-shoe-ung us, I swore I'd only go places to which I could drive. Are you using post-9/11 security enhancements as an excuse to avoid spending time with your annoying relatives? Because if so, I salute you. I will not be fondled by the TSA just to watch Aunt Bertha do the Electric Slide.

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

This country is on the road to ruin!

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Clamping

Pot hole.

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here'

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

'High Five!'

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

Let Go and Let God

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'