Traffic Cynic T-Shirts

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

Pot hole.

Road Rage from road protesters

This country is on the road to ruin!

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

"Is there a problem officer?"

'It's a slow trap.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Traffic Lights Medicine

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Snail Crossing.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

'I need to work a different shift.'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.