Traffic Cynic Gifts

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

Pot hole.

Road Rage from road protesters

This country is on the road to ruin!

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

"Is there a problem officer?"

'It's a slow trap.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Traffic Lights Medicine

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'I need to work a different shift.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Snail Crossing.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Clark gets nailed.

Speed Limit.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

Clamping

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane