Telephone Tamers Gifts

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Busy office.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Babies

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"Hold music will return after we pause for a commerial"

'Time manager'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

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"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'It's for you.'