Prehistoric Pet Tamer Gifts

'Isn't that cute? -- he wants you to change his litter box.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Litter Tray Training

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Crying baby

Parenting Business Deals

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Education Guidance

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Happy Tots Day Care.

"She does this when she's tired."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

Quiet Time

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"I love it!"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

Dad's home