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'Isn't that cute? -- he wants you to change his litter box.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Litter Tray Training

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Crying baby

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Parenting Business Deals

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Education Guidance

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"She does this when she's tired."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

Quiet Time

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Dad's home

"So...what are you in for?"

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'