Mythical Beast Tamer T-Shirts

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Litter Tray Training

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Education Guidance

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'Is that you, dear?'

"And for your entree, sir?"

Circus Act

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Matador.

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Daydreaming Dentist

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'