Mythical Creature Mane-tamer T-Shirts

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Litter Tray Training

Save the unicorn.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Education Guidance

"She does this when she's tired."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"So...what are you in for?"

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

"And for your entree, sir?"

'Is that you, dear?'

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

Circus Act

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Safari man shearing lions mane.

Matador.

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Daydreaming Dentist

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"