Mythical Creature Mane-tamer Gifts

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Litter Tray Training

Save the unicorn.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Education Guidance

"She does this when she's tired."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"So...what are you in for?"

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Circus Act

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

Safari man shearing lions mane.

'Is that you, dear?'

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Matador.

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

Daydreaming Dentist

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'