Mane-taming Master Gifts

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

The Working Mum

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Know your dog - The brain.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Safari man shearing lions mane.

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'I need a new challenge...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"Looks like rain."

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

College Football Player Cheat Sheet

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

Barbeque Silhouette Identifier.

'Nope, I was wrong - you looked better with the mane.'

'Full of knots again! Girl's hair is so much easier to brush...'

"It's shampoo and conditioner!"

"My secret for coping with windy days? Hairspray, lots of hairspray!"