Mane Master Gifts

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

"My secret for coping with windy days? Hairspray, lots of hairspray!"

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"This is why you read the instructions."

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'