Mane Enthusiast Gifts

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'Nope, I was wrong - you looked better with the mane.'

Lion considers hair treatment shampoo.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'I'm going to need backup on two. 'The situation' is escalating.'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'