Mane Enthusiasts Gifts

'Jungle hair.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

'Hell for Court Reporters.' 'All the witnesses here either speak 500 words per minutes or are mimes.'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'