Mane Enthusiasts Mugs

'Jungle hair.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Americana Mall

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'

'Hell for Court Reporters.' 'All the witnesses here either speak 500 words per minutes or are mimes.'

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.