Yes Man Enthusiast Gifts

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Welcome to the Team

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Tom Cruise

Soldiers' Ego

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Children's questions

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

Luna - short for Lunatic.

"Mind if I ask a Bloody Good Question?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

"We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby – 'Chuckles,' 'Zippy', something like that."

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

'I don't know who I am - they can't agree, so everyone calls me by a different name.'

"The Mexican artist Frida Kahlo's full name was...Magdalena Carmen Frida Kahlo y Calderon."

"Well, Pendergast, I stand corrected on that part about there being no dumb questions."

"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"