Yes Man Enthusiast Pillows

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Welcome to the Team

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Tom Cruise

Soldiers' Ego

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Children's questions

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

Luna - short for Lunatic.

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby – 'Chuckles,' 'Zippy', something like that."

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

'I don't know who I am - they can't agree, so everyone calls me by a different name.'

"There are three other Elijah Foxface Maxwells in his class already."