Masculinity Enthusiasts Pillows

Macho fishing.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Soldiers' Ego

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"Sipsies?"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Handlebar Moustache Man

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Crocodile Tie

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

"You look so different without your beard!"

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'