Masculinity Enthusiasts Pillows

Macho fishing.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"So, how do you want it?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Soldiers' Ego

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Alpha males through the ages!

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

"Sipsies?"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Handlebar Moustache Man

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

I saw that! Saw what? You just had tears in your eyes. The end of the movie made you cry! Did not. Why not just admit it? What's the big deal? It was a sad movie and you cried. It happens to everyone. You think you're above normal emotions? Are you better than the rest of us?! No. Fine, okay. It was sad. Maybe my eyes were a little moist. Girly man! Look at the crying girly man! Can't win.

"You look so different without your beard!"

Crocodile Tie

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

When beardy blokes meet...

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

As a urologist, I'm naturally curious about your tee shirt, Mr. Fusco. It's just my way of saying, "nothing to see here!" #1 prostate.