Macho Enthusiast Pillows

Arm and leg wrestling.

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

The Men Thing. . .

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Soldiers' Ego

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Sylvester Stallone

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'He's a big softie really'.

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"Now that's a splinter."

Clancy: Snake

'He turned out hard boiled.'